Friday, July 25, 2008

NATURE HATES ME

This was supposed to be a picture of three newborn baby birds in a dainty little nest, but when I approached with my camera phone they opened their little bird mouths wider than imaginable, screamed like humans and two of them lept to their deaths at my feet. Traumatized, I decided to go to the grocery store for chocolate and beer, and had to drive 5mph behind a deer who would not get out of the road. Of course when I accepted my 5mph fate and tried to take a pic of the deer ass in front of me, he leapt of the road. If you look closely I think he is flipping me off.

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