Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Really? Oh, America.

I don't often get political. I have outspoken friends who fight the good fight while I quietly cast my vote and carry on.

But this shit is ridiculous.
And I'm not the only one who thinks so. Have you heard about the Bristol Conspiracy?

Seriously, America, COME ON! I'm not going to lie, the teabaggers scare me.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The Inauguration: it's like I was there, only I was falling on my ass in the gym instead

I cancelled my session with my trainer this morning (doesn't he look pissed?)To spend my workout with this guy instead. Because? Hotness.
I'll be honest. I did unplug my headphones when this guy started talking about his Lord...

...and chose to commune with God in my own way, with Bono. Because Bono? He's got God's ear. Amen.
And it was all good. Jogging and watching history go down right before my freaking eyes. And then President Elect Hot took the podium.

And my heart? It stopped beating. And my feet? They stopped running. And the treadmill? It didn't GIVE A SHIT and kept on going, sending my spastic ass sailing off the fucker (not totally, but close enough).

And I'll be honest again. When this guy took the stage for the benediction? I was about ready to check out of the proceedings and head on home. But I didn't. And man, am I ever glad. Because this old dude? He fricking rocked it. Big time.

I'm not a cryer. I made it through the inauguration without a single tear. Until the final moments. When he blessed the angelic Sasha and Malia. And the camera panned to Momma Michelle, smiling at her girls, the girls with their little heads bowed in prayer. And that, my friends, was all it took. I shed a tear. Or two. Or wept openly for a moment. Whatever.
And now? I'm trying to reconcile how one remains respectful of someone in such a position of high authority as PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, while lusting after his fine ass, because holy hell, that man is smoking hot. It's going to be a fabulous eight years.




An open letter to CNBC

Dear CNBC,

Please note. When Itzhak Perlman and Yo-Yo Ma grace the stage to perform for the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, you should really SHUT THE HELL UP.

Same goes for Elizabeth Alexander reciting her original poem for the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. You're going to talk over her and do a split screen? Really?

What a bunch of rude mo-fos.

Sincerely,
Shana

Because I watched the inauguration at the gym, I had my choice of CNN, CNBC and some other channel. The fourth TV was broadcasting Animal Planet and, I shit you not, everyone else in the gym appeared to be watching Animal Planet. Because when I burst into spontaneous applause and cheering? Yeah, I was the only one.

Anyway, back to the topic here. The CNBC screen was right in front of me, but the jackasses continually TALKED OVER everything that was going on. Thus forcing me to watch the CNN screen, which was to my left, thus causing me to list to the right on my treadmill. Thus adding to the ease with which I was able to get thrown from the treadmill when I stopped in my tracks, mesmerized and spellbound by THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Election Day Anxiety

I am very keyed up and anxious over today's election. To the point of actually being kind of a nervous freak about the whole thing.

I'm not really prone to this type of anxiety generally. I think part of the problem is that during the last presidential election, I was so 100% certain that John Kerry was going to take it and the shock of that "loss" freaked me out. Now I am afraid to be optimistic and trying to avoid an anxiety attack. Perhaps a valium would be in order?

Other people are writing some really wonderful and inspiring posts about patriotism and democracy and here I am, turning Super Tuesday into another platform for my neuroses. Oy. I so need to get over myself.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Campaign Song

Found this on HB's blog this morning. This should be Barak's campaign song. Love the song and the video. Go check it out HERE.

Vertigo update, if indeed what I have is vertigo, which I don't even know because I've never had it, but yes, I am still dizzy and still laying in bed. Just left a message at my doc's office looking for an appointment for later today. UGH.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Asshole Parents III

Photo from jillstanek.com via google images

Last night my husband caught wind of my Asshole Parents blog post and gave me a pseudo-lecture on the topic on the drive home.

Him: What if the asshole parent reads your blog?
Me: They don't.
Him: What if they do?
Me: Then maybe they'll see it and say, "Wow, I didn't realize I was being such an asshole. I am totally going to change my ways. Thanks, Shana!"
Him: No, really, what if they read it?
Me: They won't. 

And so on.

Bottom line: if you are discussing abortion with your nine year old child and the discussion consists of "Obama kills babies," I think you're an asshole. I am more than willing to own that. Maybe asshole is harsh. How about: I think you're ignorant, and wrong, and ill-informed and a fear-monger. Is that less harsh? (Tim's objection is mostly to the word "asshole" and only partly to not wanting me to "step on toes" with my "radical liberal thinking".)

And to clarify: I do not think Republicans are assholes. I do not dislike you if you vote for McCain. And though I am pro-choice, there are people that I love very much who are pro-life and that's OK. Because we CAN all just get along. Really. We can. But I think spreading hate-filled propaganda-esque lies to young children (or anyone for that matter) is scuzzy, no matter which side of the political divide you are doing it on. This whole topic for me is absolutely more about parenting than politics. 

Also, had lunch with a friend Friday and was telling her about this.  She had a big de ja vu moment.  Her son, a senior this year, came home in fifth grade with "Clinton kills babies." Some things never change I guess.

The beat goes on. God Bless America.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Kids and Politics


Yesterday on the drive home from school I asked Carlie if her friends talk about politics at school.  Her response: "What's politics? And can we go to Starbucks?"

I said: "Politics is stuff like the election, the new president, and the government.  And yes."

Her response: "The new president needs to lower taxes because our country is running out of money. Can I have an orange mango Vivanno?"

So I guess in her class the focus has shifted from abortion to the economy. And her plan of LOWERING taxes to GENERATE income... genius! It explains a lot about her math grade. And the orange mango Vivanno... delish!  And the photo? Just because.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Asshole Parents, Part II

I was telling my husband about the 1st grade Obama hates babies deal, and he said, "Carlie came home and said the same thing weeks ago."

WTF? She didn't say it to me. She has asked me who I am voting for, but the conversation never went past that. We did have more political conversations during the Democratic race about the choice between Clinton and Obama, but after that she seemed to have lost interest in the whole election topic, which, since she is nine years old, is OK.

But apparently elementary school kids are talking politics on the playground, which I think we should all be doing the happy dance about. Unfortunately, kids parrot back what they've heard at home, and as we all know, they don't always do it very accurately, and messages get garbled. That is what I choose to believe, rather than believe that people that I know and like are at home telling their kids that Obama kills babies, which is what Carlie's friend told her.

The friend, cute little Janie Doe, has a lovely family.  A conservative Catholic family with a mom and a dad and some kids, all of whom are respectful and well-behaved. While talking politics at school, Janie asked Carlie, "Who are your parents going to vote for?" and Carlie said, "My parents are voting for Obama." And apparently, according to Carlie, Janie said, "Tell your parents they should vote for McCain, because Obama will let everyone kill their babies."

No lie. Nine year old girls, this is what they are talking about.

I can't even imagine Mr. and Mrs. Doe having an abortion conversation with Janie at home, because, well, I just can't even. I have not had an abortion conversation with Carlie. I remember having it with Erinna when she was in sixth grade. That was memorable.

She came home from school early in the year, starting Middle School, very BIG deal.  She was going VSAA, which is the Arts magnet school here, and her English assignment was to write a paper choosing a side on a controversial subject, and they were given a list of, like, three or four subjects.  One of which was abortion, which just about made my head explode. The others were I don't remember what, but pretty trite, like "War, good or bad?" and Erinna chose abortion.

She is telling me about the assignment and I asked her why she chose that topic. Being the overachieving student that she is, one of those I WANT TO LEARN kids, she said, "Because I know what the other two topics were about, and I don't know what abortion is, so I thought it would be good to learn something new."

And learn she did. And then she wrote a very thoughtful essay on what it means to be pro-choice, even though she didn't know the phrase "pro-choice" at the time. She just wrote what made sense to her, and basically her take was, "Wow, this sounds really horrible, I would hate to be in that position and having to make that choice. That is sad." But it never crossed her mind that someone should NOT have the CHOICE to make.

Where was I even going with this?

Oh, yeah. We are a pro-choice household. We are not a pro-abortion household. Is there anyone on the planet, truly, who is pro-abortion? I would like to think not. It's a hard choice, made at a hard time, with life-long psychological consequences. But it's a choice that women are and should always be and OF COURSE have a right to be free to make.

How does that translate into Obama hates babies and Obama kills babies? And WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE who can even made sense of that and then sell it to their children? I have never been accused of wearing rose-colored glasses, but honestly, is this real? Do people really do this? Because I had no idea.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Asshole Parents


My bloggy friend Feener has been having a hard time dealing with asshole parents who don't keep their kids in check.  She's going to love this: overheard in the first grade class of our Catholic elementary school, from one first grader to another: Obama hates babies.  Way to parent!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Daughters

I just dropped my nine-year-old daughter off for the first day of Fourth Grade. While I was there, I received a phone call from my 21-year-old daughter, who lives far away now. I'll call her back in a bit.

The Bristol P. "news" has me thinking a lot about daughters and mothers today.

Life is easy with a nine-year-old daughter. She likes to shop with mom and ride bikes, and likes to hear me scream her name out during a soccer game. Little girls grow into young women, and things get more difficult.

My 21-year-old daughter, Maggy, is a mom. That makes me a (eee gads) a Grandmother. I received the news of my impending grandmotherhood right around the time that I turned 41. Not exactly the birthday gift I was wanting or expecting from my then 19-year-old daughter.

But that baby, Iris, is the best gift anyone ever received. So beautiful, sweet and adorable. And that's an objective opinion, I swear. Everyone who meets her falls under her spell, it's not just me!

The mother-daughter dynamic can be tough sometimes, and when you throw in a young woman with an unexpected pregnancy, much hand-wringing and chaos can ensue (or at least it did in our case). I can't even imagine what it would be like to go through that in the public eye, under constant scrutiny. My heart goes out to Bristol and I can't help but question her mom's decision to accept the VP nomination, throwing her daughter into the public eye (more than she already would be as the governor's daughter) and guaranteeing that Bristol's every move is now going to be tracked by the media.

Poor kid.