Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Dr. 90210 Update

I totally need a boob lift and a tummy tuck.

I totally need to cancel cable TV.

I am totally now officially bogged down with work and playing catch up with people calling me, all, "Where the hell is my transcript?"

Thanks, E! Entertainment Network, for robbing me of precious hours that I will never be able to get back.

I am totally not responsible for my own actions when TV is involved. (I think that is a quote from one of my kids, verbatim.)

And I might need a chin implant, and some neck lipo, and a brow lift. Not totally sure yet, will probably need to watch more episodes of Dr. 90210 in order to make an informed decision.

Work? What work?

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