Friday, March 6, 2009

One of these things is not like the others...

... One of these things just doesn't belong.

Remember that song from Sesame Street?

See if you can figure out what is wrong with this picture:

We have a Houdini thing that cuts the foil from the top of the bottle of wine, a corkscrew and a metal screw top from a bottle of wine that, yes, has been sliced and pried open INSTEAD OF UNSCREWED. Oh yes, we did.

Believe me, this was the cause of much hilarity at the dinner party that we went to tonight. WHY IS THIS BOTTLE OF WINE SO FREAKING HARD TO OPEN?? cry the three women taking turns slicing the "foil," which turned out to be the METAL screw top. But, hey, we got that sucker open. And with style.

2 comments:

Keetha said...

Then you all had NO CHOICE but to drink it all.

Cat said...

As a former waitress, I'm quite skilled in opening and pouring fine wine, but I never drink wine so it's a totally useless talent. I'd be glad to come over and serve at your next dinner party.