1. The furniture moving and house rearranging has confirmed what I have suspected all along. I am truly the worst housekeeper of all time. Seriously, we're talking major slob territory here. The cat hair tumbleweed are bounding around willy nilly and the dust bunnies have formed an army and waged war on my allergies. It is disgusting.
2. I suck at stalking. I've been sending the most WITTY, HILARIOUS AND CLEVER twitter message to Augusten Burroughs and? He has yet to respond. Must google better cyber stalking techniques. Plan B is to start bombarding his facebook page with my charm. Plan C involves an Augusten tattoo.
If you've got any cyber stalking tips, please, bring it on.