1. I grew up thinking everyone had a permanent keg and beer tap in their house.
2. The iTunes store was the last website I was at before coming here.
3. Why don't you get the frick over yourself?
4. Frankie helps me relax (don't do it).
5. Thanks for the memories (even though they weren't so great, he tastes like you, only sweeter).
6. I find anyone thinner, younger and cuter than me to be very off-putting (so basically, like, everyone I encounter every single day).
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to The Star Trek movie (Friday), tomorrow my plans include seminar for work and a violin recital (Saturday) and Sunday, I want to run eight miles, go to church and hit every townhouse open house in a 2-mile radius, then somehow finding a free online copy of the True Blood Season 2 premiere (Sunday)!