1. All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting something to actually be wrong when you assume nothing is wrong. You know, like when you say "go put some ice on it," and then when you actually look, the bone is kind of sticking out.
2. Show me a good loser and I will show you a still a loser, haha.
3. A good idea is, like, eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs at one time.
4. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy _____ and _____. I've kind of got nothing here, because I think the people that know how to run the country are finally getting a chance to do it.
5. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine chocolate, potato chips and merlot to create the perfect PMS meal.
6. It is impossible to think of any good meal, no matter how plain or elegant, without good bottle of wine or dessert with it.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to another trip to Ikea, tomorrow my plans include house prep, inside and out, and Sunday, I want to go to 6:30 running group (eight miles), then church, then a nap!