PSA: Not every idea on Pinterest is a good idea

Welcome to my blog, where today we will learn many valuable lessons, such as (a) I should totally go back to school and get a master's in photojournalism, because I've got this shit nailed (b) not everyone who posts shit on Pinterest actually test drives their "pins" before posting them, and (c) if you are hungry, and delicious food is only two blocks away, for the love of all that is holy just get off your ass and walk the two fucking blocks. BONUS LESSON (d) I have not blogged in so long, I don't know how to make this text left aligned versus centered, so (e) use it or lose it.



Our story begins...

This is a delicious bialy, available at the coffee shop two blocks from my house.

This is my toaster.

This is a *genius* idea on Pinterest, wherein *genius* = don't need to walk two blocks because I have a bag of stale bagels and some cheese and carmelized onions #winning

This is my ex-toaster/new bialy maker.

This is why I should not be allowed on Pinterest. Or in the kitchen.
Also... next time you need to start a fire, stale bagels make excellent kindling.