|This is my toaster.|
|This is a *genius* idea on Pinterest, wherein *genius* = don't need to walk two blocks because I have a bag of stale bagels and some cheese and carmelized onions #winning|
|This is my ex-toaster/new bialy maker.|
|This is why I should not be allowed on Pinterest. Or in the kitchen.|
Also... next time you need to start a fire, stale bagels make excellent kindling.