The Great Turkey Burger Dupe

I had a turkey burger for lunch yesterday from Burgerville. It was delicious, but my true heart's desire would be a regular beef burger. But having the turkey burger seemed like a good, low-fat, healthy alternative. Right? PSYCHE! Looked it up on the Burgerville Web site, and the turkey burger was 29 GRAMS OF FREAKING FAT. I could have had a double cheeseburger and it would have been less fat. WTF is up with that? I feel so duped. And I want my cheeseburger now. Should I post the I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER cat here? No, sorry, can't bring myself to do it.