Why am I feeling sad and lame? Because it turns out, Crocs are NOT sad and lame, as I was thinking they are. There are actually COOL CROCS, Crocs that I must own. Crocs that will change my life if I win them. I know it. I can feel it. And I am entering a contest to win them RIGHT NOW because now that I have seen them, they must be mine.
They are "Venice" by YOU by Crocs. You can click here enter too, but, really, don't, because that diminishes my chances of winning.
Behold the beauty of my soon-to-be new shoes.