If I might borrow my new favorite word from the oh so wise Mrs. G... hey, derfwad**, get off the effing phone while I workout, please. Or go work out by that other derf with the GOD AWFUL shitton of perfume on.
To my credit, aforementioned derf distractions did not prevent me from hitting the treadmill and running three miles and walking one, thank you very much.
**Derfwad: /durf/wod noun
1. low grade moron; 2. pathetic term of endearment; 3. nut job.
And now for a gratuitous web cam shot of me and mini me, post-homework.