Thursday, December 4, 2008

Today is Tim's birthday. Because Tim does not read my blog, I do not feel compelled to write an ode to love for him on his birthday.

In fact, here's a little peek into what he thinks about my blog:

TIM: I don't have any clean socks.

ME: So?

TIM: Ever since you started that blog, there's never any clean laundry.

ME:  Eff off.

TIM: Stupid blog. That's all you do. Blog, blog, blog.

ME: Eff off.

Later that night, as I try to engage my husband in the blogosphere by introducing him to a blog that is not mine.

ME: Hon, check out this blog. This is really funny.

TIM: WHAT THE HELL? ARE YOU BLIND? THAT WAS A FLAGRANT FOUL!!

ME: No, really, come on, check it out. You'll love it.

TIM: OH, CHRIST! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT??

ME: Okay, then, never mind.

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I did bake him a giant chocolate chip cookie cake, though, even if he doesn't read my blog.

2 comments:

stephanie (bad mom) said...

Happy Birthday, Tim.

Come visit my blog sometime; I like football. And stop harshing on Shana's blog because I like it; it gives me something to do other than grade stuff (and do laundry...heh).

My Name Is Cat said...

Yankee does read my blog which is sometimes unfortunate. I do believe he would agree that things have gone down hill around here since I started blogging, and the biggest of those things isn't the laundry, but dinner. I seem to be just to busy to cook.