Please note. When Itzhak Perlman and Yo-Yo Ma grace the stage to perform for the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, you should really SHUT THE HELL UP.
Same goes for Elizabeth Alexander reciting her original poem for the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. You're going to talk over her and do a split screen? Really?
What a bunch of rude mo-fos.
Because I watched the inauguration at the gym, I had my choice of CNN, CNBC and some other channel. The fourth TV was broadcasting Animal Planet and, I shit you not, everyone else in the gym appeared to be watching Animal Planet. Because when I burst into spontaneous applause and cheering? Yeah, I was the only one.
Anyway, back to the topic here. The CNBC screen was right in front of me, but the jackasses continually TALKED OVER everything that was going on. Thus forcing me to watch the CNN screen, which was to my left, thus causing me to list to the right on my treadmill. Thus adding to the ease with which I was able to get thrown from the treadmill when I stopped in my tracks, mesmerized and spellbound by THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.