Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Open Letter to the the Makers of Comtrex

Dear Pharmaceutical Muckity-Muck,

Whoever created the impenetrable blister packs used to house your Cold and Cough caplets should be shot, hung, beheaded, tarred and feathered and violated in various and sundry ways. Because when I am sick and in trying to take an effing pill before bed? I should not have to use tools to open the package. Nor should I end up with a gaping, bleeding wound.

Sincerely,
Shana

PS: "Do not take with alcohol" does not include red wine, right?

3 comments:

Deece said...

It's like when the only relief you're going to get is from a generic version of Imodium, but because of the super foil and plastic guarding the individual pills, you may not get he pack open soon enough. Oh wait. What?

stephanie (bad mom) said...

I'm sorry for you tool use + gaping wound...Best of luck with the cold, too.

Lisa Wheeler Milton said...

Stupid cold meds for a stupid cold.

(Can you hear my snotty nose? I sound sexy...)