Whoever created the impenetrable blister packs used to house your Cold and Cough caplets should be shot, hung, beheaded, tarred and feathered and violated in various and sundry ways. Because when I am sick and in trying to take an effing pill before bed? I should not have to use tools to open the package. Nor should I end up with a gaping, bleeding wound.
PS: "Do not take with alcohol" does not include red wine, right?