Hypothetically speaking, let's say you are at an Eighties themed dance party with your child, and it's all adults except for your child, and there is an Eighties trivia contest, and NO ONE IN THE ROOM KNOWS THE NAME OF THE EXCHANGE STUDENT IN "16 CANDLES."
Is it wrong to whisper it to your child and have her scream out LONG DUK DONG to win a prize?
Also, if you are in a room full of adults and NO ONE IN THE ROOM KNOWS THE NAME OF THE EXCHANGE STUDENT IN "16 CANDLES," is it wrong to feel completely superior and wonder WHAT THE HELL KIND OF LOSERS they all must be?
And lastly, if your husband gets all torqued because you're CHEATING and setting a BAD EXAMPLE because your child wins a prize for screaming out LONG DUK DONG, would it be wrong to say...
Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.'