Which means that my stomachaches are not tied to my intake of fatty foods after all.
I celebrated this revelation by going to Burgerville and getting rosemary chicken sandwich and fries. I thought having the grilled chicken sandwich would offset (bwahahaha) the fries. Do you have Burgerville where you live? They are doing this fabulous/horrible thing where they print out the nutritional data of your meal ON YOUR RECEIPT. My GRILLED chicken sandwich and SMALL order of fries had 900 calories and 40 grams of fat. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
But I digress... back to my stomachache. I am now at the 24-hour mark of my horrible fucking stomachache. Gassy, bloated, gross. I've had this same stomachache since I was, like, ten years old. The only diagnosis I've ever gotten is IBS (wherein IBS = have fun with your stomachache because we don't know why it hurts and can't fix it!) and gallbladder disease.
Anyway. That's what's doing with me tonight. I thought you'd want to know.