A personal trainer. But not Jillian. I've done The 30 Day Shred*. She's mean. I have never watched The Biggest Loser, but the other not Jillian guy is super hot. I'll take him. Or, you know, someone in real life.
I guess that the auxillary gifts to go along with this gift would include some kind of a gym membership. And also some gym clothes that look good. Dude, there is nothing worse than having to wear Spanx to the gym. Nothing worse**.
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*Not for, like 30 days in a row or anything absurd like that.
**I realize that having to wear Spanx to the gym is a first world problem and that in actuality there are worse things, like starvation, cancer, zombie apocolypse and spider bites. But I'm keeping it real and writing from the perspective of my middle-class quasi-suburban USA existence, where wearing Spanx to the gym is an issue.
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I've actually found some cute workout clothes at Target of all places. Old Navy and the Gap have some good stuff too. Best of all are the prices at the aforementioned stores -- MUCH better than at Title 9, Athleta, and the running shops I go to.
I have a friend who's a trainer, so I'm lucky enough to have free help.
I can appreciate what you're trying to say even though I cannot personally endorse a) exercise or b) watching people exercise or c) paying money to exercise.
But I do like new cute clothes and hot nice guys.
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