Know what I'd really like for Christmas? I'd like all of my lost brain cells back. The combination of old age, youthful partying, too much sitcom watching and cell phone use has resulted in a serious mental deficiency.
Case in point: I finished all of my Christmas shopping freakishly early this year. And hid the presents. And now? I can't find them. AND THIS IS NOT THE FIRST YEAR THIS HAS HAPPENED.