1. I was inappropriately and deeply saddened by the Rob/Kristen cheating scandal and subsequent breakup. I am equally thrilled beyond reason (for a woman of my age) with their reunion. What is wrong with me?
2. Carlie got a DSLR camera for an early Christmas gift. It is hers and I need to leave her alone with it, but I am helicopter parenting the shit out of that thing.
3. I have lost my running mojo, my writing mojo and my work mojo. I am rolling in eat-everything mojo though, so I've got that going for me. Bring on the Halloween candy.
4. I got an iPhone 5 The. Day. They. Were. Available. I love it and also am pretty sure my shit no longer stinks.
5. Time to start the holiday crafting. If I could get paid for pinning stuff on Pinterest, I'd be a millionaire.
6. Saw this a while ago and have been laughing about it ever since. Women are crazy.
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Perhaps you are just saddened by the years and years of abuse towards werewolves? Or is he the vampire?
I don't know, I've never cared for bad erotica.
This just made my day :) Oh, woe is every woman's life! *dramatic motion of hand to forehead*
Know what that couple needs? FAITH! to see them through instead of the wholly-shallow-whorizontal. Why? Looky here, girl...
Precisely why I had my epiphany:
Wanna see a perfectly cognizant, fully-spectacular, Son-ripened-Heaven?? … yet, I’m not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw. Greetings, earthling. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like: meet this advanced, bombastic, ex-mortal Upstairs for the most extra-groovy-paradox, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Yummy-Reality-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué-passion you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-smmmokin’-hot-deal. Cya soon…
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