Sunday, November 2, 2008
When will they start listening to me?
Have you ever asked your kid eleventy million times if they need to use the bathroom before you leave Quiznos to go hiking? And they say no, no, no? And as soon as you leave, and park, and hike for half an hour to a place with no bathrooms, that kid has to pee? And then you realize that this kid, this girl kid, has never peed outside before and much drama ensues? And the whole wonderful day of exploring nature turns into a big screaming MY PANTS ARE WET TAKE ME HOME nightmare that makes you laugh a maniacal cackling laugh, which in turn makes your kid CRY EVEN MORE, but you can't stop because oh my god you are going insane? Just hypothetically asking, of course.