Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Seriously? Why?

Does EVERYTHING need to be written in PERFECT and PERCISE cursive in the fourth grade? Why, yes, it does. Thank you for asking. And my fourth grader? The slowest cursive writer in the history of cursive handwriting. And her homework? Will not EVER be done. EVER.

Also, because I thought you would want to know, the hot neighbor that my husband had a high school crush on that I have never met but, believe me, have heard her name enough times to feel like I am the one who went to high school with her? Just friended me on Facebook. Why?

The bright side? She totally looks her age. And me? Youthful hotness personified.


My Name Is Cat said...

Ugh. Homework perfection. I hate it. Hippie is pretty slow too, but I've noticed she seems to be speeding up while at the same time not caring as much.

Fantastic Forrest said...

In the words of Sun-tzu, Chinese general & military strategist:

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

This hot neighbor woman qualifies.

And yes, my darling, you are the essence of youthful hotness. :)

Kathy said...

I have a story about boys and their crushes...this one involves my 80yr old father and his girlfriend from 65yrs ago-assholes! Pffft!, like we don't have men in our past that we could bring up and crush them with? Sure we do, we just have more tact and sensitivity.

HB said...

My husband's ex-wife & I are friends on Facebook but I talk to her & he doesn't. It is weird but what's the harm? Especially if you are hotter which I'm sure you are. I have no ex's pr crushes as friends on FB - and the ex husband? No and hell no.

Keetha said...

Consider it a gift - that she friended you and she so looks her age.

missburrows said...

Not to mention the fact that you were asked to be a member of Camp Naughty! Hotness indeed!