I didn't tell the girls where we were going, but dropped hints leading them to believe we were going to a Blazers game. My plan worked a little too well and they were both, all, Go Blazers as we walked to the arena. Note how neither child had a clue that it was not basketball season. Because? Diehard fans, those two.
Then we walked past the marquee announcing MILEY and my girls? Said oh look, Miley is coming to town. We are so over Miley, ha ha ha. GO BLAZERS.
When we got into the arena entryway, which is FULL of screaming GIRLS in MILEY shirts, Carlie says, I wonder if Miley is here at the Blazers game!! She? Was not even joking.
And Erinna said, Carlie, duh this is a Miley concert.
And Carlie said... and I am not making this up... Is Miley before or after the basketball game?
I just did this whole post on my Blackberry. And now I am going to find the beer garden.
Party in the USA.