Of course, one cannot scour Google for cake stands and not become obsessed with cakes. And since I am also obsessed by the impending nuptials of a certain bride to be, and because I am somewhat deranged, I spent a little (hour) time looking at wedding cakes. And seriously? People are whacked.
This one? I actually kind of love. A lot.
If you are having a Dr. Seuss themed wedding, what more could you ask for
The captions, not done by me, say it all
Nothing says classy like a good ass grab
Because every bride wants to be compared to a pig on her wedding day
Kind of fun
Kind of gothy
Sad commentary. Because this? Would totally be me. Except texting.
Keeping it fair. One dead bride for every dead groom.
Lots of brides dragging grooms, but no vice versa. hmmmm...
For fans of "Lost" maybe?
Dirty Dancing. You know, if you want to have a Patrick Swayze tribute at your wedding.
UPDATE: After posting this, I found this site of crazy wedding cake toppers. I need to put down the computer now. Before I start planning a vow renewal just so I can top a cake with king kong holding a bride.
UPDATE 2: Custom bobblehead cake toppers, ya'll. Seriously. Not having had one of these, I am not sure that my marriage is even legal.