Amy: It's too wide.
Shana: It got down the stairs, it can sure as hell get up the stairs.
Shana: WTF? it came thru this door to get down the steps. PUSH, Amy!
Doorframe: Crack, Crack, Splinter.
As you can imagine, things did not go as planned (surprise!) and we managed to set the feminist movement back a light-year with our mad *girl power* couch moving skills. But I'll let Amy tell you about that, on her blog.