You know you are a mom when...
You are extremely excited to spend the night alone in a motel, even a crappy one that smells like nachos and feet
You are in your granny night gown flipping channels at 7 pm
You are thrilled to be in control of the remote even though the TV only has, like, six crappy channels
You go to the bar for dinner and enjoy wine, happy hour snacks, and a library book, alone, in the most well lit corner of the bar
The fun activity you brought with you, just for kicks, is individual false eyelashes and eyelash glue. And a library book