Did I try to moonwalk in junior high/high school? YES, I DID.
Do I still haul it to the dance floor when Billie Jean is played at a wedding? YES, I DO.
But, seriously? Enough already. I'm sorry Michael Jackson died at a young age, in the way that I am sorry that anyone dies at a young age. But let's not forget that he was *probably* a pedophile and child molester. And if ALL of those allegations are totally untrue, at best his relationships with children were inappropriate. And his own children have been subjected to an unbelievably bizarre lifestyle and upbringing, and I really wonder what happens to them now. Can they remove their masks? Will they be shipped off to their absentee mom who has allowed them to live in bizzaro land with her approval all these years? Inquiring minds want to know.
But, really, enough with the media coverage.